It's summer time again The sun is shining On my banana tree Don't you wanna be eating Hot bananas In a banana split The peels are paper thin Just dig your nails in Eat 'em whole or eat 'em sliced Don't you think it's kinda nice eating Hot bananas In a banana split I love you forever Of that you can be sure And of one other thing Hot weather's always gonna bring you Hot bananas

I don't believe in humanity And I don't believe in love I don't buy into money Or that there's a god above And I don't believe in John Lennon either And I don't even believe in myself And I'm not sure I believe in reality I think it might be bad for your health Existential despair I don't know how long I can bear This existential despair Now the president, well that's unfortunate They elected him the other night After he said he was gonna make America so great For men who are straight and white He's a narcissistic nazi-sympathizing fuck And half of your friends can't tell And I donated to a charity But it didn't seem to help My existential despair I still woke up in a nightmare Of existential despair I was talking with my girlfriend Late last night in our bathroom I said "it feels like no one cares about my music It's like I'm singing into a vacuum" She said "so sing into a vacuum, man If that's what you wanna do Singing into a microphone might work better But hey, I'm not gonna judge you For your existential despair" Is there anyone out there For my existential despair You know, they don't tell you children How hard it's all gonna get I've been an adult for many years now But I don't feel like one yet No, I am still a baby And I'm crying all night long 'Cause I can't make sense out of life I wonder if I'm doing it wrong Existential despair Life is relentlessly fair With existential despair It's in everybody everywhere This existential despair Doesn't anybody care 'Bout all the existential despair Drink with me tonight and we'll share Our existential despair No one noticed I cut my hair That's existential despair

We left the ground in summer We took off for the stars We said we would do better We'd drive electric cars The longing in my soul Is considerable It won't be gone by morning It seems like such a waste To learn from our mistakes If it means that we're old and boring The seven deadly habits Are coming for our planet The human condition Is back with a mission The seven deadly habits Are dictating our actions The prehistoric sin That is our origin She died from complications Multiplicity was her vice Her clone had alterations made To prevent it happening twice And now looking at her's Not what I remember There's a difference in her gaze Tradition and routine Are powerful machines Ever present beneath the surface The seven deadly habits Are photos in the attic The evidence of doubt That you forgot about The seven deadly habits Implore you not to panic For they are nothing new They are a part of you

Every song is cool, every song is tight Do you want to listen to some songs with me tonight Every song is cool, every song is dope When people ask "do you hate this song?" I always reply "nope" That's right, I like every song, even the shitty ones It doesn't have to be moving and it doesn't have to be fun It just has to be a song, that's all that I require Give me songs 'cause all the songs are all that I desire Give me Sweet Home Chicago, give me Singin' in the Rain Give me Juicy, give me Fade to Black, and give me Train in Vain Give me the Cha Cha Slide, give me Gangnam Style, and give me So What Give me Bye Bye Love, give me Buy Me a Boat, give me Big Ol' Butt Give me the William Tell Overture and give me Teenage Dream Give me Same Love, give me the Super Mario Brothers underground theme Give me music to listen to It's the only thing that gets me through Quit your job and drop out of school So you can listen to music 'Cause every song is cool What's your favorite song? Mine is all of them They should make a radio station called Everything FM People have been writing songs since before the Berlin Wall And I'm gonna be the first person ever to listen to them all 'Cause every song is cool, every song is great When I review a song on Amazon I always give it a ten Have you heard of this band? They're called the Rolling Stones I like them, another artist I like is Norah Jones Give me El Condor Pasa, give me Everything Is Awesome Give me 99 Luftballons and give me 99 Problems Give me Don't Fear the Reaper, give me Daddy Lessons, give me Ode to Joy Give me My Humps, give me Mama Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys Give me Suck a Caribou's Ass, give me Fly Me to the Moon Give me What a Wonderful World, give me that song old clocks play at noon Give me music to listen to It's the only thing that gets me through Quit your job and drop out of school So you can listen to music 'Cause every song is so cool Do you like this song? No? Well that's okay If you wrote your own damn song I would still like it anyway It takes guts to write a song, sometimes it makes me sick I can't work up the courage to pick up my guitar pick Would you hold my hair while I barf in the sink Will anybody like this song? What do you honestly think? I really doubt they will but hey I hope I'm wrong Maybe they are just like me and they like every single song Give me Let It Go, give me Lovesick Blues, give me I Love My Rooster Give me Eleanor Rigby, give me Also Sprach Zarathustra Give me a bird singing in a tree and give me Brokedown Palace Give me Marvin I Love You, give me California Uber Alles Give me Buenas Noches Desolacion and give me Walking the Cow Give me a song that no one knows that some kid's writing right now Give me music to listen to It's the only thing that gets me through I quit my job and dropped out of school So I could listen to music 'Cause every song is cool No it doesn't matter which song 'Cause every song is hella cool

Gas station coffee makes me think of you Oh yeah, gas station coffee makes me think of you And the closeness we once knew Your very first kiss, it wasn't like you dreamed Oh no, your very first kiss, in the light of the low beams The bitter taste of coffee without a trace of cream We were the weirdos, the oddballs and the freaks Oh yeah, we were the weirdos, stranger than Twin Peaks So when was it you began to look down on the weak Forced conversation, you wouldn't speak your mind Oh no, forced conversation, that's the worst kind With our eyes on the road ahead, desire got left behind You read your poem out loud, but your word choice didn't ring true Oh no, you read your poem out loud, but your harsh voice was hard to cling to Talkin' 'bout how you longed for love while I was worshiping you I'll see you on the news someday for doing something crazy I'll see you on the news and I'll say "hey I know that lady We used to hang out in gas stations back in the 1980s" Gas station coffee makes you think of me Oh yeah, gas station coffee makes you think of me What a life to have lived, to be in your memory

Take good care of yourself you massive ass And have fun when you go to hell Take excellent care of yourself I hate you so much but I still wish you well You've been a total douchebag since the day I met you But I want to forgive and especially forget you And they say living well is the best revenge So call me selfish but let's make amends I hope one day you write me an email And say you're sorry for being such a goddamn piece of shit But I'm not gonna hold your breath And anyway having such specific expectations probably makes me a hypocrite Let's not pretend I don't have problems of my own You might be a piece of shit but you're not alone And the only mistakes are the ones we don't learn from So let's look forward at the days to come The words you said to me had long term effects Don't beat yourself up though, you just gave me an inferiority complex Yeah just so you know you're kind of a dick But that's okay, life's hard for everyone and nobody's perfect Please don't think I'm being disingenuous I want nothing but the best for both of us And everyone deserves a hopeful future Even you, you insufferable motherfucker

My dick is perfect It's such a good fit There's nothing wrong with it I love my dick My dick is perfect So handsome and so small Resting gently above my two perfect balls You've been so self-conscious You've been wandering off track I'm here to help you get your groove back 'Cause your dick is perfect Stop worrying about it Not too thin or too thick I love your dick I have wondered if I'm normal Do I measure up to other guys Can I know they're being honest When they tell me it's a pleasing size All the growers and the showers Is it weird to be uncircumcised I don't think it really matters Fuck anybody who would criticize I know the movie you watched Had a guy who was hung like Sasquatch And now you feel like you're not pulling your weight But your dick is perfect Your dick is worth it Don't doubt that you deserve it You're doing great It might not be that big Or it might be enormous Who really gives a shit if it does its job Or even if it doesn't If you've got some dysfunction It don't make you less of a person to me I have wondered if I'm normal Do I measure up to other guys Can I know they're being honest When they tell me it's a pleasing size All the growers and the showers Is it weird to be uncircumcised I don't think it really matters Fuck anybody who would ostracize Black dicks are perfect White dicks are perfect Gay dicks are perfect Just as they are Viagra dicks are perfect Transgender dicks are perfect Microscopic dicks are perfect Just as they are His dick is perfect Her dick is perfect All of our dicks are perfect Just as they are My dick is perfect I love my dick