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Timmy's Discovery
01:49
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Timmy was a very lonely boy
He longed for a friend to hang out with
His parents always made him do the chores
If only there were some way out of it
Oh oh woah oh oh oh
Timmy's only friends were in books that he read
About fantasy kingdoms far away
Where wizards adopted little boys
He hoped one would come for him someday
And make his dreams come true
Oh Timmy
Timmy was in his living room
When a mysterious door appeared
He stepped inside
He was transported to a magical land
With horrible monsters
And Timmy soon died
As they feasted on his flesh
So appreciate what you have, boys and girls
And be careful what you wish for
Cause what seems like heaven might really be hell
And you'll never come back through that door
No, you'll never come back through that door
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Timmy's mom the monster killer
Timmy's mom the monster killer
Timmy's mom the monster killer
Timmy's mom the monster killer
She's so mad because those monsters
Killed Timmy with their guns
She's gonna punch them and kill them
And then punch them again
Just to make sure that they're dead
Cause she's Timmy's mom the monster killer
Timmy's mom the monster killer
Timmy's mom the monster killer
Timmy's mom the monster killer
She found the monster that ate Timmy
And she cut open its stomach and the monster died
And Timmy fell out of the stomach
He was covered in blood but his mom didn't care
And she hugged him anyway
Cause she's Timmy's mom the monster killer
Timmy's mom the monster killer
Timmy's mom the monster killer
Timmy's mom the monster killer
Now the monsters are extinct
Timmy's mom committed genocide
But that's okay cause they were evil monsters
And she held Timmy in her arms
For the first time in ten hours
And said oh my little boy
Go clean your room
Cause she's Timmy's mom the monster killer
Timmy's mom the monster killer
Timmy's mom the monster killer
Timmy's mom the monster killer
Timmy's mom
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Timmy's Dad
00:21
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Timmy's dad didn't even notice Timmy was gone
He just sat on the sofa cause the game was on
When his wife got home he said where's my dinner
So she chopped off his head
Cause she's Timmy's mom the monster killer
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Joey Hines Las Vegas, Nevada
Joey Hines is a Las Vegas-based singer-songwriter. Inspired by classic alternative & indie artists, as well as the unconventional perspectives of outsider musicians, Hines blends a knack for memorable melodies with an imaginative & heartfelt lyrical style. Listeners might be reminded of the unfiltered emotion of Daniel Johnston & the eloquent rhymes of The Magnetic Fields. ... more
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